Monday, November 11, 2013

Too cute wife joke

I love this one couldn't stop laughing lol this one comes from unijokes.com which takes a while to find when searching form marriage jokes on google but was well worth it.

H - "Hello?" W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,500.00."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H-"What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love u too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Pepsi max Prank

Pepsi max hit big with the uncle drew prank so they decided to do this one at local used car dealer. There is some language but when you sit next to a pro like Jeff Gordon I might scream a little too.


Saturday, November 9, 2013

Drive Thur Prank

I love this guys videos saw a few for the first time the other day and I just couldn't stop laughing at the response he got. Hope you enjoy and check out his other videos too. YouTube Name is MagicofRahat