Only in texas.

Wow been a while but really I haven't found to much as of late that could be interandom material. Amazingly enough this joke I heard in church. Its about a Texas officer and a New York big shot lawyer. I don't know where it came from I found this post of it on some forms. I think it is really funny and you will under stand the meaning of slow down and stop by the end of it. The version I am using is copied from this site: http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?p=278529

Enjoy.

Only in
Texas my
friends... Only in Texas ..... Too bad......


A lawyer runs
a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he
is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New
York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy' s expense.

The deputy
says,' License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.


The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'


Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'


'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and
registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'


'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law
License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

Lawyer says,
'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give
you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me
go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit
your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out
his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do
you want me to stop, or just slow down?'